I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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