can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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