see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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