drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
