Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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