I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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