like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
