Say something about gay babies.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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