Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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