Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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