if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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