We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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