Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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