To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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