it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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