i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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