Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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