I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
