What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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