Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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