life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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