i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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