that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it's great music for shaving your balls
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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