I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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