just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Boobs are out for the taking
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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