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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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