I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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