I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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