i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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