She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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