I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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