oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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