I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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