I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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