there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I came so hard my ears popped.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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