i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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