There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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