Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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