it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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