Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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