gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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