i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Fuck appropriateness.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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