I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
