I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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