Im at strip club and am horny
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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