Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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