If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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