Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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