I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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