Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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