it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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