White coat. Heels.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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