you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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