She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
You're so nebulous sometimes
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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