Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
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I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
wow bdsm is so cute
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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