the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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