All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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