He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Farmville is her only friend.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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