i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
