I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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