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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah

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• (206): View more from Washington

  and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators

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• (530): View more from California

  She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.

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