we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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