Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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Take your time, I'll wait
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid