Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry

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(410): View more from Maryland

it was a mass text i'm sorry

(603): View more from New Hampshire

do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?

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(925): View more from California

she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"

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(562): View more from California

It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times

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(240): View more from Maryland

Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.

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